NEWMAN!!!!!

2009-03-24T13:22:00.000-06:00

its late...

2009-03-07T02:48:00.001-07:00

I got really bored...seeing as its so late...1:36 so i made a whole bunch of wordles...and im about to cry becuase im on a sugar high, and becuase simon just died....sadness
Stephs Blog

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(bra was really big..but i deleted it..i thought it would be werid..)

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This is a call

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Comatose

Deathbead

2009-01-30T17:35:00.000-07:00

This was durring that really big snow storm that we had that one time

Im at keystone

2009-01-22T23:20:00.001-07:00

Well, everyone, im here at ryans condo in dillan. I cant wait to go skiing tommarow! Wish me luck!

keystone

2009-01-21T00:20:00.001-07:00

YAY!! i get to go to keystone and ski this weekend with ryan! i love skiing....me and my dad would go abbout 4 times a year, but he broke his atelies tendon so now he cant...i havent gone in 3 years! His parents own a condo up there. I have been there once before for his birthday. I have to find someway that i can get money up there, without bringing money...any ideas? Im thinking about a debit card or a travel card(like a travelers chack). We leave on thursday i think...we dont now when were coming back...And if u notice the time on this post...its past midnight...I COULDNT SLEEP OKAY!

To Steph

2009-01-16T15:25:00.001-07:00

my email is bluemaster92@gmail. txt me the minute u see this!Was up people? just walking home and listening to deathbead. And for all of u who have never heard it, cation as it is addicting! i listen to it day and night! and a nother: bu will most likly cry the first time u hear it! I wrote the lyrics on my whiteboard and i showed steph and she says "************(she calls me by my last name) you are so depresing!" i just laughed....if u want to see the lyrics, check out seths blog to the right.

Hey People

2009-01-13T22:29:00.001-07:00

Hey everyone! sry i havent posted in a while. well...in a long while...i got a new app on my phone and it lets me post on here...so...yeppers.....read stephs fan fic... I LOVE IT

2008-12-22T19:46:00.003-07:00

Hehe...theres 101 things, but im going to only show my favs...

Things to do in a walmart

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your
head and walk around the store casually.

59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and
women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch
everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse
through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare
them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you
and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is
breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you
do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was
another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME
darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto
the ground screaming and having convulsions.

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people
out.

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and
begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”

68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every
perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another
girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way.
“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy
shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way.
“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”

71. Hit on the elderly.

72. Hit on 5 year olds.

73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly
move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left
as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the
ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like
crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was
the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!!
Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat.
Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a
prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to
people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.

77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your
friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those
electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they
don’t know you.

78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for
toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend
that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over
wanting to use it, start barking at them until
they run away crying.

79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind
customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your
friend.

82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say
“Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter
Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of
french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say
“Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you
say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from
Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like
everyone else your know. You digust me” Then walk away
mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl-
like as you can

85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms
and legs around like your having some kind of massive
seizure.

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the
store.

87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to
leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your
walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to
go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then
quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away
as fast as your can.

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger,
your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while
singing the circus song.

91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn
around.

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while,
start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just
stay mesmerized.

94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in
my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your
hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming
“NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO
NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the
eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a
zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t
light the zippo, just hold it closed.

95. Light a match under a spinkler.

96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I
warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get
my shot gun”. Then walk away.

97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my
god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him.
Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then
walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy.

98. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a
mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as
possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your
watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get
paid enough to do this”

Others

Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill Rhyme

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high,
unzipped his fly,
and Jill said “I don’t wanna”

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill
forgot her pill
and now they have a son.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) thou shall not sneek out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)

2)thou shall not do drugz (you can break this one, it not that
important)

3)thou shall not steel from k-mart. (walmart has a bigger selection)

4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger
effect)

5)thou shall not steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more
money)

6)thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)

7)thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8)thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)

9)thou shall not think about having sex. (as nike sayz just do it)

10)thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in
the middle)

Ok, this one isn the most inaproarite on....

100 Ways To Ensure That You Won’t Get Laid

1. Say you’re from Arkansas.
2. Drool.
3. Show them your gun.
4. Keep talking about your mommy.
5. Lick peoples’ faces.
6. Tell people about your Michael Jackson shrine.
7. End each sentence with “so when do we f$!@?”
8. Tell complete strangers about your dreams “It was old my old high school, but it was lit up like a casino.. Do you know what I mean?”
9. Talk about your extensive p@#$ video collection.
10. Admit to people that you watch Dawson’s Creek. Also works for Felicity, Party of Five, 90210, etc.
11. Ask for spare change.
12. Show everyone your track marks.
13. Complain about those strange sores on your ge$!@#!$# that just won’t go away.
14. Tell people that you voted for Ross Perot.
15. Two words: Pope hats.
16. Bring in Polaroids of your hemorrhoid.
17. Describe your yeast infection in detail.
18. Talk about your ex-lover’s funeral.
19. Offer to bring her back to Burke to meet the guys.
20. Recite bad poetry.
21. Grab your genitals.
22. Grab theirs.
23. Yodel in bed.
24. Squirt liquids out of your eyes.
25. Ask them to pop the zits on your back.
26. Bark.
27. Wear overalls.
28. Burn rubber. Burn rubbers.
29. Carry a box of Depends.
30. Say “I enjoy making speeches during $3x.”
31. Keep saying “I think that would fit up my butt.”
32. Sing the score to Jesus Christ Superstar.
33. Light your head on fire.
34. Talk Quebec politics.
35. Play the bagpipes.
36. Drop your pants and point to your genitals.
37. Lie about your identity.
38. Start your pick-up with “I’ve been following you.”
39. Write love letters in blood.
40. Carry a teddy bear.
41. Show-off your body piercing.
42. Grab their face.
43. Speak really loudly and keep asking them if they’re scared.
44. Offer them a toot on your gluebag.
45. Start masturbating.
46. Never stop screaming.
47. Say “I’m not making love to you. My other personality is.”
48. Show them your meat hook.
49. flash your CSU business card.
50. Tell them about your condom recycling ideas.
51. Shout out the name of your last lover…Raoul Cedras, Haitian dictator.
52. Duct tape a dead fish to your forehead.
53. Hump their clothes in public.
54. Ask if you can bring some friends
55. Ask if you can bring your father.
56. Pick, pick, pick your nose.
57. Wear a Hitler moustache, especially if you’re a woman.
58. Ask them to marry you right away.
59. Blame them for everything.
60. When they take off their clothes, burst out laughing.
61. $hi@ in bed.
62. Show off your stigmata.
63. Spend all day chatting online and not actually seeing a single person.
64. Offer to mutilate yourself to prove your love.
65. As soon as you meet say “Commitment or death, it’s your choice.”
66. Ask them to join your suicide pact. “Have you ever had sex while plummeting to the ground in a flaming vehicle?”
67. Tell them your crossbow is your best friend.
68. Make gurgling noises at the table.
69. Refuse to wear a condom. “I’ve never worn a condom and I’ve had over 100 lovers.”
70. Wear an End of the World sandwich board.
71. Scream in pain while urinating.
72. Ask “How come sex always ends in death?”
73. Use napalm as lubricant.
74. Tell them you can suck your own member.
75. Gag while kissing.
76. Suck their nose.
77. Shit your pants and sing a song.
78. Eat things you find on the street.
79. Bring them to an International Socialist meeting.
80. Tell them O.J. is your hero.
81. Tell them, “If we’re going to have sex I’m going to have to get batteries.”
82. Whip a gerbil out of your butt. Roll it up and smoke it.
83. Get into your Smurf outfit.
84. In the middle of sex say “Hey! This is way better than sheep.”
85. In the middle of sex “Hey! This is way better than pumpkins.”
86. Pull your tampon out. Swing it around your head and yell “Your goin’ down Goliath!”
87. Tell them you cry everytime you see “Edward Penishands.”
88. Demand cash up front.
89. Say “I’m doing this because I feel sorry for you.”
90. Keep yelling “Next!”
91. Never get their name right.
92. Instead of foreplay try selling them a vacuum cleaner.
93. Show them your tail.
94. The minute you get to their place, hump their dog. Smile crazily.
95. Wear a helmet all the time.
96. Start doing “The Safety Dance.”
97. Begin with “The instruction manual said…”
98. Put your underwear on your head.
99. Be yourself.
100. Make lists about how not to get laid.

101 Ways to Be Annoying(in bold are ones i do)

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”

3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip…”

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and
then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a “robot” voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that
this is so no one will “swipe your grub.”

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99
copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog “Dog.”

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather
conditions “to keep them tuned up.”

16. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think.”

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your
“astronaut training.”

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors
upstairs for “violating your airspace.”

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a
“real hoot.”

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a
can of Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc:” them to
your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play
along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the
neighbors you are a “spider person.”

26. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophesy.”

27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward
silences with the impression that you’ll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the
room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a person’s every action in a nasal Howard
Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist
to others that you “like it that way.”

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright
warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people’s backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a “croaking” noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter’s Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of “Sweating to the Oldies” over climactic parts of rental
movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary
mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with “ooh la la!”

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write “X - BURIED TREASURE” in random spots on all of someone’s roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J.
Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: “Do you hear that?”
“What?” “Never mind, it’s gone now.”

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as “Conquistador.”

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing “Jingle Bells, Batman smells” until
physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says “Magnificent One.”

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone’s shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer’s mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your
chin. When nearly done, announce “no, wait, I messed it up,” and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in
the tray.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you
don’t want to fall off “in case the big one comes.”

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers’ brains,
such as “Feliz Navidad,” the Archies’ “Sugar” or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to “John Aaaaasmith” for the great glory of being first
in the phone book. Claim it’s a Hawaiian name, and demand that people
pronounce each “a.”

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if
they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you’ve borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is
necessary because of your “superior mental processing.”

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant “swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!”

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your “imaginary friend.”

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn’t rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers
in a notebook. Mutter something about “psychological profiles.”

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a “magic picture.”

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate “crop circles” in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend “tricorder,” and “scan” people with it,
announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people’s parties.

2008-12-22T01:48:00.000-07:00

ok...gorge bush is so %@$^&@$ CRAZY!!! you have to see this...click here....lol

blog

2008-12-20T22:45:00.000-07:00

Well everyone...this is my first post on my g1....YAY!!! Its really kool! I'm watching back to yfuture 2...I'm such a geek! So watcha doing...probally not what I'm doing! I'm going to try something...my blog will be down for a while...imgoing to try what ever the hell mobile blogging..

hehe..GOTSS YAAA

2008-12-02T21:37:00.000-07:00

Hahahahahahahaha.... so have you ever relized one day, that you are covering up who u truly like...by saying that you like some one else...i think im doing that with ashlyn(No, the person who i like...does NOT read this blog)...i think that i like...WE NOW INTRUPT THIS BRODCAST...NVER MIND...shes so nicee....

Crazy Three(and last names)

2008-12-01T18:30:00.000-07:00

Hey people...was up? Sorry I haven’t posted in a while...our laptop charger broke...and I hate using our big computer..mainly because my DVR with all of my TV shows is in the basement, and our big computer is in our office..so I only ever do homework on it...because it sucks…This post is more than two pages long on word..so I understand if u don’t want to read it all…

Thanksgiving

How was your thanksgiving?? Mine was SO MUCH FUN!!!! We went to my moms moms house, and we had dinner with my only first cousins(in my whole family). I never see them, because our mom, and there mom don’t get along…

My grandma makes the BESTTTT food!!! Her stuffing!!! I hate a whole plate of it!! SOOOO good!!!

Then, on saterday, we went to my second cousins house(on my dads side) and we ate dinner with them…Ya know how white meat is usually really dry?? He soaks his in something…and it makes it really moist…it was the best thing I have ever had..BUT HE NO MAKE STUFFINGG!!! What a loooooooooooosssssssssssseeeeeerrrrr…jk…he’s really kool

School

During lunch, our table is really crowded, because the loners, moved in..(ICKKKK)...so today during lunch...we took over a popular person table..it was awesome..we used to be stuffed to 5 to a side..when it only is meant for 4...but at our new table, we sat 3 to a side, and took up the WHOLEEEE table...it was AUSOMEE!!

ok, I’m gonna talk about Ashlyn, Erik, Trang, Kadon and Miranda... Ashlyn is Erik’s best friend, and she’s also the girl that I like(yes, she knows Ginny, so by telling her...u just state the obvious) ...Trang is my wbff..my weird best friend forever...we are really good friends...Erik is my old best friend, and ashlyns brother..but he is a butt and we can’t think by him self...Kadon used to be the person that I hated the most in the whole world..now were really good friends 2...Miranda is really kool..she’s trangs best friend... she’s really funny... Erik and Trang are dating, And so are Kadon and Miranda are dating...now for the story

Today, me, kadon, Miranda, ashlyn, Trang, and Erik were all outside...we were all in a huddle, because it was really cold out...around, it went, me, ashlyn, Erik, Trang, kadon, then Miranda wrapped around and stood next to me...I made the comment that everyone was standing next to the people that they liked..then, ashlyn and I, realizing what I just said(seeing as we were standing next to each other) stepped away from each other...I laughed so hard

In our choir room, there is a glass window(instead of a concrete window...*cough*) that opens to the place where the bass and cello payers(yes steph...good for you) keep their instruments(because there so big). Christina and I both have choir 6th period..and steph has orchestra,..she always gets out early, and then waits for us, because we all have art together...

When she went to put her stuff away, I saw her and I waved..then, because I hate choir so much, I made a gesture that I was going to stab my self...When I turn around and look at our teacher, she is giving me the death look..it was scary..my cheeks turned solid red...She said "don’t ever do that in my classroom..it’s so disrespectful"...I wanted SOOOO bad just to say..."Ms.Browning...who cares??" but because I didn’t want a referral and detention, I didn’t..then we got out...and I yelled at steph...

Tomorrow, we are going to go see the Christmas Carol…we have to write a 4 paragraph review on it…ICK!! I mean come ON!! THAT’S WHY WE HAVE CIRTICS! NYURG!!(haha…used ur word steph!!) So I’m gonna sleep all throughout it…and then watch the play online…and then I’ll write my review on the play from the video…xD

Is it weird that I like one of my friends sisters????????

I took a nap today in heath..whoops!!! XD

Steph, Christina, And I

Me and steph are so weird..we call each other by our last names...So I told her, when she’s rich and famous, I’m going to go to one of her art signings, and when I get to the front of the line, I’m going to point and call her by her last name...see if she remembers me...When I told her this..she said "and I’m going to go, !!!!!!!!!!(my last name...not putting it on the web)

Ug…Steph and Ruby are asking me to make a facebook…so I guess I might as well..hymph

One of these days, I’m going to sneak in a recorder, and record Steph, Christina, and I in art...because if I do..and I post it on YouTube..we would get sooo many hits..I have come up with a name..I would call it... Crazy three

During art class today, we sat on the floor and worked...Ms.King(my favorite teacher) asked y..we just laughed...So we were joking about how we should make her room all Zen and bring in stones and plants...so funny

So in art class lately we have been working on print making, and we made self portraits...here's mine if anyone cares...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ITS A MINI MEEE!!!! lol

I have weird family

MY HOUSE SMELLS HORRIBLE!!(I'll explain in a minute..first you need to know about my mom and my grandma)

My grandmother(moms side) is a clean freak...and she’s the only person who I know that is a bigger christen than steph... So when ever my grandma comes over... we spend a whole day cleaning the house..just so my grandma can say how dirty we live...UGGGGG!!!! Also, they fight a lot..because my mom doesn’t raise me the way my grandma watches...she doesn’t allow any violent shows..WHAT SO EVERR!!!! So I really hate when she comes over..I love her so much..but she’s annoying!!!

Now for y..

My grandma is coming over so her and my mom can go Christmas shopping...So guess what we did all Saturday?? WE CLEANED THE WHOLE HOUSE!!!! I’m going to hire a made...And my mom but those smelly things all over the house...so that why it smells....ICKKKK

My mom gets to go to Hawaii for a MEEING!!! WHAT THE HELL!!! And my dad is going just for fun...stupid work...And..guess who’s coming to watch us??!!!! MY GRANDMA(on my mom’s side...my dad’s mom is really kool... except for the whole smoking part...) I HAVE TO DEAL WITH HER, WHILE MY PARENTS SPEND A %@$^*! WEEK WITH HER, AND THEY GET TO SIT ON A BEACH!! WHAT THE ^!@#!!!!! NO FAIR!!! UGGGGGGGGGGGG..done ranting

My parents are sooooo weird...they got it in their heads that crap is a bad word...I used to say crap all the time, and they didn't say a thing..but for some reason..it’s now banned from our house

YAY!!!! I PUT UP MY CHRISTMAS TREE ON SUNDAY!!!! YAYYYYYYYYYY

The Funny Farm

I finally figured out how to get my iTunes songs so they will work on my phone...to do it, it takes about an hour for every 22 songs...with over 800 songs on my iTunes..I didn’t sleep that night...lol

Did you know that if you don’t sleep for a while(about 2 days) you litterly start to go insane?? I’m not kidding...Your mind starts to shut down your reason center...therefore..u go crazy..I stayed up all night on Saturday..no sleep..then last night, I didn’t go to sleep until 1:30am...so over the last 48 hours..I got 4.5 hours of sleep...today, I swear to god..During Science..I couldn’t think at all, and I was always the last one to answer the question..I couldn’t keep a smile off my face..no matter how hard I tried..I’m pretty sure I’m currently suffering insanity...I’m going to sleep all of Saturday

Twilight

I SAW TWILIGHT!!! It’s a really good movie…ruby hated it but I loved it…I guess I agree with her that the meadow scene is messed up…but besides that…it was really good…Jasper was in it…he was so funny..he was the weirdest faces..he really looks like he’s in pain…The whole fight scene in the end was really good

Books

All I have been reading lately is Brisingr..ITS SOO GOOD!!! IF YOU DON’T WANT THE BOOK TO BE SPOILED…SKIP TO THE NEXT BOLD!!! BROM IS EARGONS DAD!!! WHAT THE HECK??? DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN , AT THE END, ORMIS AND HIS DRAGON DIEDDDD!!! *tear* HIS SWORD IS SOOO KOOL!!!! WHEN EVER HE SAYS ITS NAME(BRISNGR) IT LITES ON FIREEEEEEEE!!! SOOOOO KOOL!!! I THINK THAT IN THE NEXT BOOK, RORAN WILL KILL GABATORIX….BY USING THAT PEBEL THAT EARGON GAVE HIM..AND SHOOTING IT THROUGH HIS HEAD!!!! AND I THINK THAT THE FINAL EGG, WILL BE A DWARF!!! J

You can look back now

Now I have nothing to read… I have this series that I think I’ll read…I don’t want to buy any books…because they won’t work when(not if..when..I’m buying it) I get a kindle…

So I REALLLLLYYYY want a kindle…but the new one is coming out soon…but I don’t want to wait…so I need your guyses help…

Kindle:

Kindle 2:

The kindle 2 is thinner, but longer and wider and I would have to wait until mid winter to get one(febuaryish)… The original kindle is thicker(only by a centimeter) but is much smaller(about an inch) and I can buy it right now…one thing that I don’t like about the kindle 2 is the keyboard…look at it..I like the one on the original…so I need your help…plz vote on the poll…

Well, now that I have said WAYY too much…I’m gonna go to bed, because I have a head ache….night!

Done

hahah…HOLY CRAP!!! WHEN I PUT THIS POST INTO WORD, ITS 4 PAGES BIG!!! AND IT HAS 1589 WORDS AND 9003 LETTERS!!!!!!!! HOLY….CRAP!!!

2008-11-27T00:56:00.000-07:00

So what seems to be the problem?

THE VOICES!! THERE SINGING GET THEM OUT OF MY HEADDD

When did they start?

ITS ALL HIS FALT -points- at me-

IS NOT

IS TO

-opens up web page- AHHH THE VOICESSSSSSS

If u seem to be having trouble...look at the bottom..theres ur problem ;D

My day
So today, my alarm went off at 6 in the morning...then i just watched tv all day..now im sitting in my bed, watching alvin and the chimpmunks...lol.. so ya..nothing new to report..ill tell you all about my thanksgiving when i have it..post l8r tonight...gotta go

ALVINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Speeding motorcycle

2008-11-22T00:13:00.000-07:00

haha...this is ecatually in my phone manul:

Phones arn't cheep, so keep yours in a safe place
away from children who may find it fun to see if the phone sinks or floats, and away from dogs that find plastic-coated products to be irresistible chew toys

Water will damage your phone and accessories
even a small amount, such as droplets from a soda in your car cup-holder, melting snow flakes, tears of joy, squirt gun cross fire or steam from hot water in the kitchen or bathroom.

Use only batteries and accessories from the original manufacturer of your phone
Non-approved accessories can cause damage to you or your phone and shorten the phone's life. Hint: if its being sold out of someone's car trunk, walk away.

If your charger or any other accessory is damaged, replace it or take it to a qualified service dealer
Do not attempt to operate your phone charger if it has received a sharp blow, been droped, thrown from a speeding motorcycle or is otherwise damaged; doing so may cause dammage to your phone

i sware thats wat it says..i would show you the pic..but i don't want to...ill do it l8r

night

2008-11-19T20:08:00.000-07:00

GAHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT A NEW PHONE!! ITS A TOUCH SCREEN!!! ITS LIKE A I-PHONE, BUT LESS EXPENSIVE!!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYY

^^^^^^^^ THATTS ITTTTTTTTTTT!!!! ITS WAY KOOLER THAN A I-PHONE!!!!! GAH!!!

Oh, and cristina and steph...i need your phone numbers! AND RUBY!!! I NEEDS YOURS 2!!! EMAIL ME ITTTT

my jobs

2008-11-19T13:21:00.000-07:00

im NOT posting during school ;)

	Commercial Account Manager
	Public Relations Account Executive
	Advertising Production Manager
	Documentary Producer
	Information Officer
	Economic Development Officer
	Management Consultant
	University President
	Chief Operating Officer
	Literary Agent
	Arts Administrator
	Health Services Administrator
	Financial Planner
	School Superintendent
	TV Producer
	Advertising Account Planner
	Trade Specialist
	Internet Consultant
	Location Manager
	Chief Executive Officer

2008-11-18T16:03:00.000-07:00

Ug...this SUCKS!!!! Does anyone now the website that has all of the math mate answers???? PLZ TELL MME IF YOU DOOOO!!! :(

I have WAY to much homework right now...and i have no intetion of doing it...but i have to... so ya

Oh, and cristina, Don't use son of citation to do your work cited...use this one.... and here is our work cited so far:

Fenton, Justin. (2008). Gag order sought in Harris killing case. Baltimore Sun. 18 November, 2008 from http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/baltimore_city/bal-md.ci.harris18nov18,0,2202139.story.

Lee, Rick. (2008). Frankel wants outside jury. Evening Sun. 18 November, 2008 from http://www.eveningsun.com/ci_11004691.

So ya..gotta go do my home work..and get as far as i can on my book...l8r

2008-11-09T15:22:00.000-07:00

*cough* my life is so BORING!!!

2008-11-07T01:50:00.001-07:00

2008-11-07T00:56:00.000-07:00

DUMB COMPUTER... i hate this peice of crap...

and i just need to say tthis:
I WANT A AMMAZON KINDLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

im d(EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)one

OBAMA

2008-11-04T21:16:00.000-07:00

ATTETION AMERCIA...WE NOW HAVE OUR FIRST BLACK PRESENDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! OBAMA HAS NOW WON THE ELECTION... to all of you MaCain suportors, im sry..but i have to say this...HAHAHAHAH! LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS! so ya..all in all..HE WON!

Im gonna go party

night

2008-11-02T16:30:00.001-07:00

heyyyyyyyyy...

Halloween
We stayed up untill well past 2 watching some of the scaryest moives i have EVER seen!
We watched:
Friday the 13th-part 2

The fog

Hellriser

Ya...they were scary...we ate a BOAT load of candy....and then we ate most of it to stay up... i also rented
The happening

But we couldn't watch it becuase his mom said no..so im watching it know!

So last night was my brothers party....ryan came witch made it pretty fun..

HOLLY CRAP! I JUST WATCHED A GUY START A LAWN MOWER AND THEN LAY DOWN...AND LET IT RUN IM OVER....HOLY.....FRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXCUSE MEH WHILE I GO PUKE

2008-11-02T16:30:00.000-07:00

2008-10-29T19:50:00.000-06:00

-dances-

hi...STEPH ADD ME TO YOUR LINKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs :(

You put your left hand in...

2008-10-24T19:33:00.000-06:00

So ya...i havn't had much fun lately...i saw City of Ember..it was a lot like the book..so i really liked it... i worked on my art projectt..havn't been doing much of anything

Right now im watching evan allmighity agian with my family...kadon was gonna come over today..but he couldn't..so ya....byes

Got Snow?

2008-10-22T12:46:00.002-06:00

Ug...im up..

OH MY GOD! WHY DIDN'T IT SNOW LAST NIGHT! WES WERE SPOSSED TO GET 1-3 INCHS OF SNOW! BUT DO YOU SEE ANY? NO! GOSH DANGET! RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Well anyways..im gonna go read...byes

its almost 2:00am

2008-10-22T01:52:00.000-06:00

So ya! its late...or should i say early! Wow...i have serios problems! I am clincly a night owl ;0. So ya

Today was fun! Lets see! I had so much fruit stuff today, so im gonna do this to do it...i just don't rember wat its called..like italics? And today was my bros real birthday! Hes um...i think 8..ya 8...wow i pay attetion

Today

Woke up at 10am after going to bed at about 1
Went to mimis and had a latte..not better than starbucks...my mom had a mocha and it was MUCH better! I had pumpkin Pancakes! They were good! And i had some Grape fruit Juise
Drove to the musam. I listened to skillet the whole way there
Went through the new Dinosaur thing. It was ok...not NEARLY as packed as titanic was! We waited in line for hours(no exaduration..im not kidding! 2 hours in line!) This time....there was no line! I got Bouncy ball! bouncy bouncy bouncy!
Went to see the I-Max that went with the Dinosaur thing(i spelled dinosaur right! im so proud of my self!) It was kool! The I-Max Theater is GINORMAS! so ya...
Went to see the Gems and Minrals Thing. My grandma nows one of people who discoverd one of the BIG things of gold! I have seen it so many times..just listened to skillet and Rilent K
Went to the Space Odecy and i left my phone there...so smart i am...NOT
Drove to Dave and Busters...and guess wat i listened to! SKILLET(i think i might be adicted!)
Sat down. Orded a Pinnapple Juise, and fish and chips(YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM)
Went and played untill food got to our tabel
Eat my food. Orderd an OTHER pinapple Juise
Played for a LONG TIME.
Paniced when we walked out the door and i relized that i didn't have my phone
Spent 45 minutes looking for my phone
Had a very quite trip home....but i still listened to skillet and nickelback
Checked the answering machine and i relized that i had left my phone at the musam
Drank V8
Played guns with my brother. Its his brithday..and it was a good exerzie! We were running all over the house!
Said Prayers.
Came up to my room, And played on the computer till about 11:30
Then i watched "Evan Allmighty" That is a good moive. Out of any moive were they had someone play god...morgan freeman(Plays Fox in batman..hes black) is by FAR the best..hes just...just...well idk...but hes good

So here i am! ya...

Heres a really good thing to do! Allways make a contact named: If found, and put your home number as the contact! Thats how they knew who to call! Allways a good idea! ;-)

So ya....im sleepyyyyyyyyyyyy....night!

Lots of TV and wings for dinner

2008-10-21T00:16:00.001-06:00

ITS KADON TRUST ME! I WOULD KNOW...UG....so ya...its really late and i cant fall asleep, so i thought i would post on here...so ya... hi

Today

Lets see, Wat did i do today

i watched "The Man who Sued God" it was kinda funny..but manily just stupid
i watched "To kill a moking bird" that moive is REALLY old..like..over 40 years ago! is so stinking old..that its A) its black and white B) The whites and the blacks are still seperated! so its REALLY old..about 1 year before blacks were treated equally!
I watched "SNL" It was REALLY GOOD...i laughed so hard! GOVENER PAILEN WAS ON...did i spell that wrong? im thinking of making someone an other admin...so they can spell check....if you wanna do it...leave a comment
um...I ate lunch with my dad! we had nodels and company..it was good
I started to watch "Surfs up" My parents kicked me off so they could watch the stupid football game so i came up stairs
Then i:
Watched "Chuck" it was so so..not one of the best..but you learn who sarah or should i call her ginny really is. I just Spoiled it..no wories ;0
Watched "Heros" OMG IT WAS SO GOOD!! I LOVED IT SO MUCH! not gonna spoil it for you! Peter loses his powers...wat? who said wat? not me? -wistles-
Started to watch "My own worst enemy" but then i desided to play guns with my brother..i won by 1 point...i was red and huffing and puffing by the end! We were running all around our house...it was hard!
Sayed Prayers
Played Commando on Miniclips
Downloaded Google Chrome. Its a really cool webroswer...if your fed up with ie or firefox or watever you have..you should download Chrome! You can download it Here. Its really fast...i like it....and maybe you will to!

Well..its past Midnight now..so night!

You people...

2008-10-18T12:06:00.001-06:00

Ok people...My new backround is NOT a porche! ITS A LAMBORGINI!!!!! I tryed to find a yellow porche from New Moon, but i couldn't...and the other one got old.... so ya..we a=have been cleaning all day long! I hate it when my grandmother comes over becasuse when she does, we clean all day..becuase my mom is STILL trying to prove her selfs to her mom..im SO not gonna be that way....but watever!

Fun fall break...

2008-10-18T10:41:00.000-06:00

So ya.... Yesterday was fun... Ryan left at 1:55pm...Kadon left for Estas Park... And Ashlyn and the poop face left for arazonia and everyone who sits at my tabel and is a good enogh friend to hang out with...are all gone.. this SUUUUUUUUUUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...so ya im going to have a fun break...

Today i think im gonna ride to starbucks and drink gallons of coffie to dround my sarrow.... so ya...fun day planned xD

I hope you have a better day than im having..

I serched randomness in google and this popped up...

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty , he said no...She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no...She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry? and once again he replied with a no

She had heard enough

As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.....You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you for~ever . I NEED to be with you forever , and i wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die .

2008-10-18T02:36:00.000-06:00

YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! My last post was my 50th! YAYYYYYYYYYYYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY -does happy dance-

Somethings are jus messed up!

2008-10-17T20:04:00.002-06:00

hi.
hi.
hi.
hi.
hi.

ITS FALLLLLLLLLLLLL BREAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...so ryan is out of town, kadon can't do anything and erik is a poopie face! so ya...so i will have nothing to do.

So ya..i read 430 pages this week...im OFICALLY crazy
and im probally gonna read like...3 times that over fall break...i plan to finish Eldest and finish or begin Birsinger...so...yaaaaaaaaaaaa

bye.
bye.
bye
bye.
bye.
bye.

Tutoring blog

2008-10-15T16:44:00.002-06:00

GINNY GOT A BLOG! We have known eachother sence about 3rd grade..seing as we both went to the he...heckhole of a daycare that primrose was. so ya...its on my blog links if ya wanna check it out.

So in SS lately we are doing a election. So we each had to right a briefing paper on a diffrent subject...so i chose education...its so kool...One of my other group members is spell checking it curently..so i can't post it yet. But i will...

Hey, if you ever need help in anyschool work...im making a turtoring blog...send me your email if you want to join...its on my links...but becase of the fact that anyone can see this and cheat...it will be privite. Alls ya need to do is to leave me your email in a comment or you can email it to bluemaster92@gmail.com. I have to have it if you would like meh to help you.

So ya...l8r

I GOT A C

2008-10-13T21:43:00.000-06:00

I didn't get into oner role...my parents are gonna kill me...:( shame on me :( ya...so anyways...how it going? good? WELL ITS GOON BADDDDDDDDDDD HERE..jk..so ya...did you know that theres a phone called the prada? I think that thats kida gay? i could be so mean right now..but im not ggonna ;)

well watever...im off..l8r

Hey all yall

2008-10-04T21:20:00.000-06:00

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. I have been so bored today, i have been watching Ugly betty all day.

Me and ryan had a sleepover last night. We watched Spanglish, Iron man, and Rasino Royal. For some werid reason, he built my lego Yoda. Hes so werid. We has the wings from wing street from pizza hut. YUMM. We had the mild and the parzian(how do i spell that??)

So i am going to go in meh hot tub. NIGHTTTTTTTTTTT

my day

2008-09-26T16:26:00.000-06:00

ok, so today we allready get the day off, but i got up at 7:30....:

Ryan, Jay, and Me, had shusi and saw egle eye today...talk about a thiler! So now im going to go to kadons for his birthday party..l8r

2008-09-22T16:40:00.000-06:00

Hey people..im not fealing very well at ALL...i stayed home today..so heres wat i did today

1)got up

2) told dad i didn't feal good

3) he let meh stay home

4) slept in his bed

5) woke up around noon

6) eat breakfeast/lunch

7) watched tv

8) slept

9) woke up to answer door 4 josh

10) slept some more..

so now im sitting in my dads room, watching TV....but my day could have been more boring..i could of gone to school..xD...so ya

so im going to DC this summer! im sooo happy. Me ryan, and cristina are all going. Mr.Mac is the main treacher...Ms.Anoff also goes i think -starts to chear but then coughs- i really hope we don't have to share beds...thats going to be werid..so ya

Art Festavial

So the castel pines moible art show is coming here! YAYYYYY!!!! lol. So they need 6 kids to show people around the setup. So of corse, beucase im so lound in art, Ms.King volenteried me. At first cristina wanted to do it, but she couldn't...but now were both doing it!!! YAYYYYY!!!! xD So we both get to get out of choir and art(YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY to getting out of choir but im sad im going to miss art :( ) tommarow so we can learn about the art pices. And then we have to show our art class around the place. And then im coming in tommarow 2 to show parents around at backto school nigght

Darkness falls

So the Name of my new book, is darkness falls. Its about this bactira that eats oil and spreads lile CRAZY. I won't say anything, but i would defently recmond it...just one prob, its got a LOT of language in it..so if your parents don't care, you can get it from the libray.

UG..messy house

well..i looked all over today, and i couldn't find the cabel that connects my laptop to my parents Flat screen! UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

God please HELP US

So people, who likes HSM..YA NO ONE!!! but GUESS WAT!!! THE TRAILER IS OUT! KILL MEH!

CITY OF EMBER!

OMG! do you guys rember the city of ember?? WELL GUESS WAT!!! ITS NOW MOIVE!!!!!!!!!!!

New Termanatior!

yayyayayayay! Theres going to be a brand stinking new termanator

Transfomers

It officaly has a name! The Rise of the dinobots!

Moives that look good!

egle eye

Babalon AD

Tyler Perrys: The Family that prays

Lakeview Tarence

Mircle at St.Anna

Madagascar 2!!!

Ice Age 3

The Yes Man

The day the eart stood still

Zelda

harry potter 6

and last but DEVENTLY not least

TWILINGTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTttt

Well well well.

2008-09-09T21:59:00.002-06:00

Well well well. So Today was tiring! Guess where i rode my bike to today! Thats right! clear down to the Highlands ranch libray. So, theres to ways. On witch is mostely flat, and the other ALOT up hill! lol. So, i took the kinda flat one there...and the other one back, thinking it wold be easer! WRONG! I knew i shouldn't have come the way i did!UG! So most of you people-olay-s are thinking YOU BIG WIMP! If you are, tell me, can you ride 5.8 miles at about a 25% grate? I THOUGHT NOT! SO ANYWAYS, at the libray, i returned popular science, and got an other one, and i got three moives. The Undatend minnors, Criistmas with the hanks, and The last holiday. Can you guess what my favorit type of moives are? COMEDY! So I haven't watched them yet but im going to. I also Went to the libray to check out some books...I got 2 but i can't re,ber what there called. I also Rented the first popular science. And lastly, i put the closer season 3 on hold along with the first mightnighters. So ya...I have spent a lot of time at the libray..but then agian...ITS HUMONGO! It makes the on in lonetree look like a shack! lol. You know what else? My elementry libray is larger than then one in my middle school! SO MESSED UP!

So school today was boring...Ryan and I had comunity service...AGIAN! And what else.. well nothing!

OMG! THE NEW IPOD NANOS ARE OUT!
I will post agian...but later

THE NEW NANOS! THEY FLIP LIKE THE TOUCH AND THE I PHONE

Jordan...jordan....i think hes a 65 yr old stalker

2008-09-05T23:22:00.000-06:00

just read the title. thanks for the advice...im making it impossible to reconize...im not staring at her more...im not being werid around her, o rleast i hope im not... and i didn't publish your comment rubs!

I hate hormones!

2008-09-04T22:51:00.000-06:00

UG!!!! WHY IS IT THAT I CAN'T BE FRIENDS WITH A GRIL WITHOUT BEING ATRACTED TO THEM!!! So theres this girl...she dosn't sit at our tabel...we kinda friends...but i have started to like her a little more than a friend...I NEED HELP. And no...its not you...because reading this you were probally thinking that i like you..(she disn't read this blog) And no one start guessing, because i won't tell you!

STEPH!!!!

2008-09-04T21:33:00.001-06:00

Stogly worded letter:

I ~~HATE~~ STONGLY DISLIKE STEPHINE!

UG! here is her latest post

{shh!!} A person's a person no matter how small {you'll wake the baby!!}

Is that not the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? *cough* Michael.

I LOVE BABYS!! GOOD NESS GRASIOUS STEPH!!!!! UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

LOTS O PRIZES!!

2008-09-03T21:43:00.000-06:00
I WON SOO MANY PRIZES TODAY!
Here is what i won

A Color tv(portable)
An ipod cusion that is also a speaker
An ipod speaker
Tottize roll bank(with totzie rolls)
3 spidders
3 glow sharks
AND A BIG PEN

lol

2008-09-02T21:18:00.001-06:00

Hey, im sorry i haven't blogged in a while.
Why some of my friends *cough* cristina and steph *cough* think that making eye contact is so werid? Its just those 2 people that find it werid! I only don't make eye contact when

A) im Embarsed
B) you tell me not to
C) or i am anoyed
D) When im deep in tought

So I would like to know why they don't like eye contact! Its just a nice thing to do!
Well, anyway..did you know that when your blogging. you can't indent your pargraphs with tab?! ITS ANOYING!

So, This weekend was boring as usuall, but i did do one thing fun! I went to the prade of homes! There were some nice ones! If you went, my favorite was the first on the right! But i also found the house for steph! The whole (other) left side of the house is the master "sueite" and on the second level(yes the master bedroom had a second bedroom!) There was a studio! PERFECT for steph! And, the big room is good becuase her personal space bubble goes out 15ft in all directions(she likes her space.)

This week we have to create and egg container that when hit, will not break the egg. I will tell you my (winning) idea, on monday, because steph and cristina are doing it to, so i don't want them to no!

Um wat else....Oh ya! We took an easy test today in math! it was over stupid intergers! ICK!!!!!

And i want to be a laywer.

L8R.

(from the daly show) Here it is, your moment of zen

XD

2008-08-18T21:29:00.001-06:00
ok people, i changed my template( YAY) but know my funny pictures are gone. If you want a good laugh, then check out my XD blog.

Sleepy, i am

2008-08-18T20:47:00.000-06:00
hey people. Its monday Agust 18 today. Im sorry i haven't posted here in a while! I have been so busy. So today in school, we really didn't do much...we fished these books about us in launguage arts, we debated in social studies, we did this fraction thing in math, and we did an imunity challenge in science. So, a boring day, but, surprisingly, im tired....night

School has started

2008-08-12T20:24:00.001-06:00

Hey guys! School has started!(lucky me) Ryan, steph, cristina, and aspen are the people that i know on my team. In first period(social studies), i have Steph, and kristina(did i spell that right?).In second period(L.A.) i have aspen. In third(health/PE), fourth(science), Fifth(Algrabra) with ryan. I have sixth(choir) with ashlyn, erik, cristina and summer. All of my core teachers are really nice. Mr.Core is really funny! Our choir teacher is really mean...she is sooo not mrs.drey...shes mean, she gives us homework. HOMEWORK IN CHOIR!!!! Im going 2 try 2 get out of it. Well..im going 2 mess with my blog, so for now. so long

2008-08-04T22:38:00.000-06:00

more cat pictures

OH SO TRUE! Who dosn't hate modays!

So, me and Ryan went 2 go see swing vote 2day. It was good, except that you never get 2 see who he votes for! :(. so ya...fun day...night

2008-07-27T22:36:00.002-06:00

Im sorry...this is just to funny.

So was up? Im SOOOO happy! Ryan is finally back! I have spent alot of time with erik and ashlyn lately. We had a sleepover at his house last night. Erik and i, not Ashlyn! They have the biggest TV in the WORLD...well...not really, but the biggest one i have ever seen! We(Erik, Ashlyn and I) watched Mr.Woodcock! Its a really funny movie. I DEFENTLY recamend it! Here is the traler:

Have you people seen the comersials for that show called the closer? Its now my favorite show. I have been watching all of the 3 seasons that come be4 the new eposides. The only thing that i hate about her, is that she has a really heavy sorthen acsent! BLECK! But I love the show!

l8r!

2008-07-21T01:18:00.000-06:00
O.M.G

does this kittie remind of a im-mature blonde guy????

more cat pictures

Where ive been

2008-07-18T23:17:00.005-06:00
Well everyone, Im finnally done travling!!! Heres wat ive been doing!

3 weeks ago:
I was at my IT camp! It was LOADS of fun! I built a robot and i competed with other groups in 2 events. SUMO. We had to try to flip over the other robot. RACE. duh. The robot i built had a robot arm so if could flip the other robot(my partner did that =) ) I stayed overnight also! I had a room-mate to begin with, but he was 15, so he moved in with someone more his age(jerk). Because i was an overnighter, i got more time to play games on the computer than the day campers!(haha, losers)

2 weeks ago:
Rushed to plan my birthday party!

1 weeks ago:
Was at my grandmothers house

MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

This week:
Gleenwood:
I went 2 glenwood! Glenwood has the worlds 2nd largest hot springs pool!!! It smells, and tastes like roten eggs!(EWWW) My brother and I went on the slides ALOT! I also lerned how to dive of a diving bord!(my dads a GOOD diver!) The best part had 2 be hanging lake. If you ever go to glenwood, you HAVE to go there! Yes, it is a HARD hike(barly made it) but it is worth it!(scroll down to see some pics) We also took the gondla up the moutian! We went on the alpine slide, a sligshot, withch is one of those things that swings u over a clif) and the mine tour!(i found out that im clasturfobic!)
Estas park
Then we drove to estas park!(4 hour drive in the dark) The hotel was big, but the matress stunk! We went up to rocky moutian natial park(3 second drive) I bought a new jacket, and it broke within 5 min! So we took it back! We saw some really BIG mouse, deer, and elk! If you ever go to bear lake, bring mosquito replant!!! LOTS OF IT!! And then we drove back home today!

So Thats my mouth!....kindof

for my birthday, My family, ryan, and I went to the melting pot!(YYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM)

My cat is chasing a bug this{ } big, around my room...shes crazy! So tommarow is my birthday party! See details 2 marrow!
my cake!ElkMOOSES(or is it mease?)

Hanging lake, will be posted l8r..getting yelled at!

2008-06-30T11:09:00.002-06:00
Hey yall! im back! AND I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!!! lol...so have u people ever seen the lolz cats? If You havn't, you really should! I posted the funny-est 1s at bluemaster92.blogspot.com ... i love blogger! and kittiz

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Now playing: Nickelback - Someone That You're With
via FoxyTunes

2008-06-19T14:03:00.000-06:00

This is the sign im posting on my privte property!!

haha! This is so funny

2008-06-16T14:29:00.000-06:00

A Grownup mans cake! XD

Horrar night aporochs!

2008-06-16T14:09:00.000-06:00
You know wats werid? Blue is the most popular color on the world.....did you ever think that thats b/e of the fact that the sky is blue???? lol

So ALL next week im going 2 this ID Tech Robatics camp at Colorado Colledge(CC). This camp is really expensive. But im not allowed 2 disertane the price. You would think 4 a price that high they would have bedding on the beds right? Me 2! BUT NOOOO!!!! I have 2 bring bedding, a pillow, an alarm clock, and a gosh dang FAN!!! FOR A COLLEDGE THAT TUITION IS ABOUT 50.000 BUCKS THEY WOULD HAVE AIRCONDITIONING!!! BUT NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ug..but ryan says the camps are really fun!!
So...:( tommarow is ryans party! :(((((((( He won't tell me wat moives we are going 2 watch but watever...im not goin 2 be able 2 sleep 4EVER!!!!! :( but watever!

The poll resaults are in!
Witch moives will you see?
handcock: 50%
Wall-e: 50%
Kung-Fu Panda: 25%
You don't mess with the zohan: 25%
Love Guru: 25%
Get smart:75%
Wanted: 25%

Witch backround is kooler?
New one: 80%
Old one: 20%

So the new backwround is here 2 stay!! well 4 now, l8r

Ryan, Ryan, and more..gues... RYAN!!!

2008-06-15T19:53:00.000-06:00
holy.crap. I have spent so much time with ryan lately, its just plain creepy

Friday
I wake up. 5 min l8r, Ryan shows up at my door step, and wants 2 come on my bike ride down 2 the Chick-fa-lay. So, first we ride down 2 Whole Foods, 2 get stuff 4 dinner, lunch, and then some tea bags. Then, we went 2 Chick-fa-lay and get free sample milk shakes*YUM*. Then we go 2 wendys 2 eat our lunch from whole foods, and 2 get some of there new frostly things. By the way, the new frsty shakes are really gooooooood! THen we go back 2 chick-fil-a and get MORE free milkshakes!!! Then we got on our bikes, and went 2 starbucks on the way back, 2 get free water. Then we ride back 2 my house 2 get my stuff so we can go 2 the pool and stuff 4 a sleepover.
We go 2 the lonetree pool, and then play supersmash bros, ALL NIGHT.

So from 5 min after i get up, 2 when i go 2 bed on friday...I was with ryan...creepy right! And then on tuesday(the worst sleepover i will EVER have) im going 2 have another sleepover 4 his birthday. We are going 2 watch all sorts of creepy moives...i will post them in a sec, b/e right now, i have 2 go...l8r

ps: i like red and blue
pss: im NOT gay
psss: i am NOT dating ryan
pssss: The only reason its going 2 be the worst sleep over ever, is b/e of the horroar moives, NOT b/e of ryan
psssss: why is it ps??

2008-06-11T19:05:00.001-06:00
OK!!! CHLOE I NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT MY GIRLFRIEND!!! The person who i like, will not let me put her name on here, I LOVE HER!!! NOT CHOLE!!!!

I went 2 the pool!

2008-06-10T20:00:00.000-06:00
hey every1! you all know chole right??? She is the 2nd nicest girl EVER!!!! She dosn't hate anyboby, and only total jerk heads hate her!!!... haha..she allways gives every1 hugs when she sees them...SOOO NICE!!

I SAW KUNG FU PANDA!! I LIKE KUNG FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!... hahahaha it was pretty funny...haha..but i was gonna see Zohan but b/e of ryan, i can't! :(

DANGGGGGGGGGGG...i have this song stuck in meh head!!

Ryan, im soo mad at you!

2008-06-10T14:43:00.000-06:00
poo...ryan saw zohan, and then told my parents that it was just "wrong", so, today at my dads work, he asked his friends about it..they said there was 2 much "sexual sugjestions" in it! So now i can't see it, THANX RYAN!!

UG! i got NO sleep last night! i went 2 bed at midnight(was reading THE HOST{in my bookself>>>>>>>>}) and i woke up at 2..then fell back asleep, then i woke up at 3:30ish, and went back 2 sleep...then, i woke up at 5:30, and tryed 2 go back 2 sleep, but OF CORSE, i couldn't, so i got up and made my family eggs! So i guess god wanted me 2 make my mom breakfeast b4 she leaves 4 her 1 night trip...so..ya

Tommarow, my dads mom(the ~~kool~~ fun grandparent, but she smokes...:( ) is going 2 take me and my brother 2 go see kung fu panda!! YAY!!! i was going 2 see You don't mess with the zohan, BUT, i can't now....ryannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...:( but watever!

And now im REALLY mad! Wanted is rated R!!!! Wanted was the moive i wanted 2 see the most this summer... :(.........but ya..well....im gonna go and read my book, like i've been doing 4 the last past 2 days!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!(some bad words)

2008-06-10T12:53:00.000-06:00

OMFG!! I LAUGHED SOOO HARD! only the third one has bad words, the other 1s are clean, but still watch them all!

number 1

number 2

number 3, has some bad words

2008-06-09T14:44:00.000-06:00

hey, i added a "bookshelf" to my blog! those are the best books EEVVVEEEERRRRRRR!!!! lol

RYAN!!!!

2008-06-07T01:17:00.001-06:00

Ryan says hi every 1! We are having a sleepover at my house! We just watched oceans 13! its a pretty good movie. We were going 2 go see You Don't Mess With the Zohan, but ryan has allready seen it!! :(...so ya, we have been playing super smash bros brawl almost all night, we only have 6 more carcheters 2 unlock!! We have unlocked about 4 people so far...ryan is sooooo good on this game! He REALLY want it for his birthday! lol

so ya, were REALLY tired now, so we go 2 bed! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL888888888888888888888RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, and if you have msn, add meh: lovemug184@hotmail.com! L8R

THE SOUND IS SOOOO GAY!!! just ignore i!

A girl who still likes me and Regan(i chose regan)

2008-06-06T13:07:00.000-06:00

hey guys! its michael..i went 2 the pool yesterday, and went 2 see my friend paige! Im kinda worried that regan is gonna be mad at me..you see, me and paige used 2 like eachother, and today, she told me that she still likes me, but she told me RIGHT as i left, and i didn't tell her that i allready have a girlfriend...so ya.. but she is really nice, so when i call her today, i hope she will not blow up in my face.

On saterday, i REALLY wanna go and see don't mess with the zohan! it came out today!!!! :(...i have 2 chose between thatt, and the mall..so heres wat me is thinkin: tonight, i see don't mess with the zohan with ryan...and tommarow, i go 2 the mall with erik!!! And, the best part is, is that on my way back from the rec center(i rode meh bike) i found $20!! IM SOO HAPPYYYYY!!!! lol...So that should get me by at the mall!

WAY 2 GO STEPH!!! my mom picked up twilight, and she didn't put it down 4 almost 3 HOURS!! She LOVES IT!!! lol...thanx steph!

Three of my favorite games ever r below:
On the run:
http://www.miniclip.com/games/on-the-run/en/

Heli attack 3:
http://www.miniclip.com/games/heli-attack-3/en/

champion:
http://www.miniclip.com/games/campaign-game/en/

You can stay up 4 HOURS playing those games!!

i love blogger

2008-06-06T12:22:00.000-06:00

HEY PEOPLE!!! THIS IS SOO KOOL! GUESS WAT! blooger added a new feture!!! its a ACTUAL BLOG LIST!!!!! You guys know how 2 add it! l8r
-michael

MMMMOOOOIIIIVEEESSSSS

2008-06-04T17:26:00.000-06:00
ohi all! omg...have you seen that new barbie comercial?? the one were shes like i wish it was summer...ITS SO GAY! I HATE IT!! AND ANOYIN!!!

Who is gonna go c kongfu pandaa?? lol...vote on the poll 2 the right! You can select more than one answer!! lol...7 moives i have 1 c: wallie, kunfo pandaa, get smart, wanted, love guru, hangcock, and don't mess with the zohan!!! lol, they all look really funny!!!

wall-e

kungfo panda:

You don't mess with the zohan:

love guru:

get smart:

handcock:

Poll results

2008-06-03T20:15:00.000-06:00
Hey every1! The poll results are in! 3 to 0! so this backround it is!!!

So, i woke up at 5:30 in the morning! i couldn't get back 2 sleep, so i got up and made the entire family eggs! I loveeee cooking! And tommarow, am going 2 make pancakes!!! lol..i don't really have anything 2 blog about so ya...

bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother vbother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother

New backround

2008-06-02T21:06:00.000-06:00
like my new back round? vote 2 the left!

I LUV STARBUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

2008-06-02T16:39:00.000-06:00
hey every1! guess wat im doing right now??? im on my stupid treadmil!!! I HATE THIS STUPID THING!!! but i out of shape/....so ya!!! i have been doing this 4 almost an hour now! SO SUPID!!!\

so ya! heres wat i did over the weekend:

saterday, during the day:
Me and ryan went 2 the pool 4 alomost 4 hours! my skin looked like purnes!
We went down the slide about 100 times(exaduration),
We tryed 2 surf on those things that the old people use..they look like underwater weights???
We ate some chips and some crackers
We went down the kiddy slide
We payed catch with the tennis ball
and worst of all:
We ran into the other REALLY mean michael...he kept on calling us gay and other mean words..lol

Saterday avternoon/evning
We 2 my house 2 pack 4 our sleepover
We went 2 ryans house
We played truth or dare with cloe, tera, kayla, cloes little brother, and ryans little brother.(cloes little brother is crazy....4 no aparent reason, he sarted pole danceing??? YA I NOW!!! and 4 the record, it wasn't a dare!!!)
We watched a moive called Mysteryman

sunday:
we watched the devil weres prada(VERY ironic moive...but good)
we played some more with tera and ryans brother
We played with ryans airsoft gun
I went home

Today:
Stayed up till 2am
Slept untill 1pm
Got my wires 4 meh braces cut
learned that meh favorite chatbox is closing down... :(

And now im drinking starbucks! did you know that starbucks has chocolate wipped cream? ITS SOO GOOD!!!! if you like chocolate, next time you go 2 starbucks, order the Mint moca chip frapachino! ITS SOO GOOD!!

well i g2g..i should post l8r 2 night! but untill then, peace out

Twilight

2008-06-01T19:53:00.000-06:00

ok, so i made a player of all of the twilight viedos...but it won't fit in a post, so you need 2 scrow all of the way down, and its the blue one!
-michael

LIKE OMG! ISH WATEX!!

2008-05-30T19:33:00.000-06:00
LIKE OMG! ISH ME!!! lol

so i changed the layout of my blog, agian...lol

so like i said on my last post, steph gets people addicted 2 books...she also got me addicted 2 maxium ride, and they are making a mana series..here are the pics:
Me

Max(GO MAX)

Iggy

Nudge

Gazzy

Angel

lol.....funny(hi cristina!!)

XMEN!!! YAY!

2008-05-29T23:04:00.000-06:00
Hey yal! me and my bro took our play cars(there about 3 feet tall) and wer were crashing them into eachother! it was so much fun! and then my mom came down and yelled at us! lol! SO MUCH FUN!

So ryan has this CRAZY idea 4 his b-day. He is goign 2 be a fright night with a WHOLE bunch of creapy moives. I am going 2 read a book while they are watching moives...and im also brining noice cancling headphones! Its on july 17. OH SO WERID! i told him that if he rly wants 2 sare us, he should take us 2 the happening! THAT LOOKS LIKE SUCH A CREEPY MOIVE! If you want 2, u can watech the trialer on youtube.

WAY 2 GO STEPH!!!!! You got me hooked on twilight, and now my mom is goin 2 read them, and she will most likely get hooked on them! heres the tralier:
I KNOW RIGHT! CCRRRREEEEEAAAAPPPYYYYY!

So im going 2 be staying up 4 a while watching all of the x-mens....so ya! PEACE OUT HOMIES!!!

CLUB PENGUIN!

2008-05-29T07:40:00.001-06:00
I love club penguin! lol..its such a FUN game! you should try it! Theres this chatroom where u can tlk about it, and other stuff! but there are moderaters that can ban people who r bad, disrespect, use rasim, an most of all NO CUSSING! Also, if you come on as a name that you are not, u will get kicked. here is a full link of all of the rules: here ! the chat box can be found here .
so..ya! im outta here! my name on the chat can not be releced! lol..jk...its XD-bOrEdGuY-XD!!! so ya! im so bored! if any of you get on, double clink on my name in the chatbox and then you open a PM(privite messedge) and tell me who you are!

INVADER ZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMM

2008-05-28T23:02:00.000-06:00
Well hody do! was up every1? me and regan set up a tent and i took it down, so now, my cat is stuck inside it..lol..do you guys rember that show, invader zim? its soooo funny! so is last comic standing..lol..my "date" with regan was SSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO fun 2day! we had sooo much fun! lol! we did so many things! This is a funny show! well, l8r! PEACE HOME BROTHERS!

BRACES HURT! and waterpicks are fun!

2008-05-27T17:25:00.000-06:00
Hey every1! im home! but i have braces..im worried that im goin 2 br miserable 2 marrow! but idk...im gonna watch home improvment 4 a bit, and then i will blog agian! PEACE!

QUIZS

2008-05-25T20:49:00.001-06:00
im a wimp
24%
OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

Would you resort to thowing a kid as a resort?
-HELL YA!
22
Created by OnePlusYou - a Free Dating Site

id mostlikely be DEAD!
31%
OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

CCRRRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAAPPPPYYYYYYy
150,821 People
OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

And NO ruby and steph, my body is going 2 science
$5465.00
OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

YA! so when me and ryan go into space and i get lost, ryan u have:

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

YA! i would sufive:
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days in huracane katrina!

STEPH!! U HAVE U DO THIS QUIZ! and then post the answer as a comment!
20%
OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

this WILL change
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werid...
I Scored a 47%!

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

THIS IS SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO RIGHT!!!
I am 79% Addicted to Coffee

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

I LOVE MY PHONE!

2008-05-25T16:53:00.000-06:00

Hey all you people! so now am at my grandmothers house blogging on my phone! Did u guys hear about that tornado that hit kansas?? i picked up a car and the owners didn't find it untill the nxt morning! that would STINK!!

I have 2 stay here 4 2 nights! there is nothing 2 do here! besides puzzels, witch i have allready done in the past, and books, witch i've allready read, its RLY boring! I don't really Know any of the people here, WITCH STINKS! so now i sit here with nothing 2 do.

Im trying to send txts to people telling them about my blog, but my phone is taking 4 EEEVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRRR! Plz help me steph and ruby! Oh ya! Steph and ruby are my friends who have blogs. If u look to the right, under links, their blogs are listed! They are really cool! Well, my phones about to die, so I have 2 go and find the charger!
oh and ruby, i dought i will txt u untill tuesday at like 5ish! SO LLLLLLLLL888888888RRRRRRRRR

Grandpartents

2008-05-25T16:34:00.000-06:00

hey all you people! so now am at my grandmothers house blogging on my phone! Did u guys hear about that tornado that hit kansas?? i picked up a car and the owners didn't find it untill the nxt morning! that would STINK!!

I have 2 stay here 4 2 nights! there is nothing 2 do here! besides puzzels, witch i have allready done in the past, and books, witch i've allready read, its RLY boring! I don't really Know any of the people here, WITCH STINKS! so now i sit

HEADACHEEEEE

2008-05-25T14:01:00.000-06:00

good morning every1! hope u aren't as miserable as me! i have a really bad headache b/e i was up really late last night! NOT a good idea!

UG!!!! i have to go to my grandmothers house 4 mormial day! IIIIIIICCCCCCCCKKKKKKK! we are staying there for 3 stinking long days! UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGG! On Monday we are going 2 some old Lady's party...she is my great aunt.....i think? i don't even know her name!

only 3 more days till regan comes over!!! YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!

well, my mom is yelling at me...i can't blog while im sitting in the car 4 2 hrs...but i will blog as soon as i get there! LLLLLL8888888888888RRRRRRRRRR

-michael
-michael

Poor kid!

2008-05-25T01:36:00.001-06:00
Hey! so its REALLY EARLY in the morning, and i woke up...
and sence steph and ruby have blogs, i thought id make 1!

every1 says its fun, so i just gave into peer presure...lol..
witch is probally not good...........................................

I can't wait till wednesday, me and regan(my gf) r goin 2 c indana jones! it looks sooo good! and then we r going 2 watch bettlejuse(FUNNEST MOIVE EVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRR) lol...and then my mom is going 2 make us lemon bars and three-chese penne! YUMMY! i love lemon bars SOOO much! my mom is happy because that regan us coming over, she gets the house cleaned without her naggin me! so im glad ur happy mom. but regan has 2 leave be4 7 because we have 2 go pick up my dad from the airport.

Tuesday is going 2 b the WORST day EVER! i get braces on! lucky me right? NOT!! ug! and i rly hope that i can eat the dinner my mom is making me on wed.! if not, im gonna die! i love baked penne! its SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOoo GOOD!! lol...and thats not the worst part! I can't eat milk duds 4 18 mouths! I LUV MILKDUDS! At least i can have gum!

im soo happy summer is here! no more school! YA! im going 2 be txting ruby quite alot... lol...regan RLY needs a cell!

well, im SOO tired! so im going 2 bed!

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